I love movies and I want to watch movies on the big screen. But go to the movies? Well, that's another story, especially when the cinema is AMC. For many people, AMC is the only game in the city, which can be frustrating, because the theater chain is dedicated to showing an infinite barrage for ads and trailers before trying to start the film. More often than not, you will get about 25-35 minutes of rubbish before the show before the studio logos begins to appear.

Take a look, in the big scheme of things, there are greater problems in the world than this. And, of course, in theory, we can all agree to appear late and hope to miss the ads (AMC recently said they will complicate this approach through adding evenly more adsBut fortunately they have returned that back). But that would Also Be beautiful if AMC reduces us a little. Now, besides truck and soda ads and a huge trailer block, the AMC's pre-show includes more ads for AMC theaters, talking about how great they are. Hey, we're already here! You don't have to sell us on it! Also, you don't have to show us a dancing couple and then race each other in cars (?). And I know this will be controversial for some people, but I would really like it if AMC killed Nicole Kidman's ad at the moment. Yes, we all wanted it when it first arrived, and it was moved to death. But I'll be blunt: I'm sick of it. I never thought I would be sick of Nicole Kidman, but here we are. When I see her high heel being scattered in that puddle, I quarreled inward. I just want the movie to start, Damn! Enough!

We have increased here at /The movie with Pre-Show AMC ads that we have collected a short list of horrible things we would like to see instead. Yes, this has come to this. (Chris Evangelista)

What is it that ranks people mostly about Nicole Kidman AMC's ad? Is that the tricky pairing of the line for "(walking) somewhere where we were never" with shots from the "Jurassic World"? Is it the fact that you see an ad for the theater you are already sitting in? Or maybe it's excessive use of the word "we", like Nicole Kidman, routinely absorbed into her local AMC and watches movies with ordinary people, making a tricky knee to let them go when they need a pause.

But AMC's ad was by far the most appropriate "How are you doing, ordinary colleagues?" A message that a celebrity delivered during the Kovid-19 era. The escape of the winner of that title is the music video collected by "Wondering a Woman" Starvala Gal Gadd, which has a whole range of celebrities covering Johnon Lennon's "imagine" with different singing abilities and different levels of dedication. It's hard to decide what's worse: celebrities who sing as they really believe will help the world; Or those who sing in a shameful way, the shameful look in their eyes screaming: "O God, I'll go to regret this, right?"

"Imagine" is a terrible song. It is about drone, tightening the tune with trifles, bumper verses. The snow condensation on the lines "Imagine any properties / I wonder if you could" didn't sound great that comes from a millionaire for the first time when it was sung, and it sounds worse in a millionaire full of millionaires. The use of the introduction of "We are all in this together" to set up wealthy people who drove the pandemic in their houses and holiday homes was such a stunning tone of deaf to condemning to become a meme.

Here's the great thing about the video "Imagine", though: it's So Solid that the brain reflexively separates when facing it, like a pilot that hits the "throw" button. Play it at the beginning of the ads before the show and the audience can only let the cons of the dreams to wear them happily until the film begins.

Imagine you're elsewhere, you don't see this video. It's easy if you try ... (Hannah Shaw-Williams)

Most Christmas films are terrible, but "Santa Claus 2" is a special kind of scary, thanks to the frightening presence of two team Alens. Of course, as a child, the doubling of Santa Claus sounds great, because you will probably get double gifts, just like when parents divorce. The problem is that the second Santa Claus in "Santa 2", a version of a toy that can create and Chatgpt, is pure nightmar fuel. Add a few black eyes to the field of Santa Claus in this festive sequel and you get Funko's life, and that's enough to give some nightmares for the rest of your life.

First of all, when the toy Santa Claus arrives, he is completely naked, and the reaction from Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) and the creator of the monstrosity elf Curtis (Spencer Breslin) is one of the pure horror when they look at the groin of the Santa toy, which is that there is some kind of santa.

Second, the toy Santa quickly becomes dependent on warm cocoa. Once you have the taste of that sweet chocolate nectar, it suffocates and immediately wants more. Later, he even mentions drinking three gallons from him as he prepares his army in the soldier. No one wants a toy Santa Claus that works in such large amounts of cocoa. It's like Disney version of cocaine, bender, something that team Allen is also very familiar with.

Finally, the toy Santa Claus becomes a Nazi basis (as you can see above). He decides that children do not deserve any toy that the dwarfs made, and he wants to send all coal instead. It's not cool, terrin tyranning.

However, all this is to say that they would rather look at some of the frightening, stupid scenes with Tim Allen in a rubber makeup cake like a Santa Claus toy than to be forced to rethink the AMC theaters as they exist at the moment. We came to this magic place, but I would rather see Tim Allen Guzu Cocoa as a plastic surgery warning story than to see that the theater Hogg with time once again. (Ethan Anderton)

I am a proud member of the AMC Family Family, but I am also accurate to the mistake, thanks to the taste of anxiety that thinks late mean I am in the immediate danger. I always appear early for Maria Menos and new ones, and it doesn't matter if my AMC app tells me that it will have 25-30 minutes trailers before the movie starts, I will be comfortable in my place and will nominate the popcorn in the advertised show. This means that I have passed the equivalent of re -watching the whole Halloween franchise looking at the ads before the AMC show. I just don't have it in me anymore. At this point, when the lights are starting to darken and go somewhere, we have never been before, we would be more welcome than the movie "Bogul Kill" than "wicked" in which my family has.

Scott Derikson and F.'s "wicked". Robert Cargille is one of the worst movies ever madeAnd it is largely thanks to the Super 8 films, labeled "home -made films" that have a terrible act of family. Records titled "Lag Work" 86 "is undoubtedly one of the most effective scares of jumping Sometimes I put on the screen, and I would be okay with a new movie to become mine and my family's legacy, if that means that ads before the AMC show will stop. We can even call it "Film Night" 25 ", and someone can push us down the stairs outside the AMC Burbank 16, and we will all split the brains at the feet of the Batman statue.

On November 22, 1963, President Johnon F. Kennedy was killed in Dallas, Texas - a tragic event that changed the course of history and inspired a mountain of conspiracy theories that persists to this day. The horrific murder was trapped in the 8mm film by Abraham Zapruder, a local clothing maker who had no idea that his shots would end up learning a framework framework for the coming years.

It is a graphic, disturbing footage where you can literally see Kennedy's head crumbling in an incessant chaos - a moment sensationalized in Oliver Stone's great film "FC". Yes, so is, the AMC's pre-show has become so powerless that I would rather watch a video of someone's head exploding than he should sit through the couple who have once again dancing.

But I get that: this could be disturbing and traumatic for some people, so maybe AMC can set a song for laughter, "Big Bang theory" - style, under the footage. Can soften the impact. Just a suggestion. (Chris Evangelista)

Sony's attempt to make a cinema universe on Spider-Man without Spider-Man didn't go so wellAnd one of the most significant failures of this experiment was Morbius. Aredard Summer was played by Dr. Michael Morbius, a scientist who becomes a vampire and uses his new ability to turn into a type of anti-hero.

That's a bad movie. So bad that essentially turned into a blow, with the film being heavily moved to the internet. While Morbius was a disappointment with the box office after its release, Sonny thought they could be able to reduce the status of the film to make up for some of their losses. So they went ahead and released the film two months later. Re -issuing Also Failed.

But maybe Sony should try again, and they have to do it as part of the AMC's pre-show. The third time is the charm! Look, I know what you're talking: If your appeal is that AMC's pre-show is too long, I wouldn't show whole movie do even longer? Of course, you are right, but I grew up so desperate that I would rather watch Aredard Summer running around in the make-up of the CGI-assured spirit rather than hearing Nicole Kidman telling me that the heart feels good in place like this again. (Chris Evangelista)