February is! Month of cold weather, Super Bowl and of course, the day of the Wine Utiles! Yes, the day of the wake, the funniest of the holidays, the one that seems to only exist for the sale of excessive heart -shaped boxes of disappointing chocolates. If the beginning of the day of the Valentuben is in a romantic mood, but you still want the blood and intestines of the horror genre, you are lucky! The horror streaming column this month is dedicated to the romantic horror patches that you can see with your significant others, or all of your lonely.

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It is probably fair to say that "Audition" is the film that has really met director Takashi Miker with a wider western audience. In this unpleasant work, a middle -aged man named Shigharu Aoyama (Rio Isbachi) who lost his wife seven years ago teams with his friend, a film producer, to help him find a new bride. Instead of dealing with this in a normal, healthy way, the two are cooking a pattern that sees women (all significantly younger than Shigharu) come to audition for film. Of course, the film does not actually exist: women are cheated instead of auditioning to be Shigharu's new wife. The "winner" of this process is Assami (Eyi Shiina), and quickly becomes clear to the audience (but not Shigharu) that there is something ... abnormally For this young woman. "Audition" has been aware of pop culture, and even if you have never seen the film, you probably know where it is at the forefront. But even if you do it, the film finale still has the power to shock and disturb.

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People are still talking about "Call me by your name,"But for my money, the best collaboration of Luke Guadanjo/Timothy Shalamet is "Bones and all." This beautiful, bloody Lovebow story introduces us to Maren (Taylor Russell), a young woman with a secret: She has an urge to eat people. Yes, Maren is cannibal, but "bones and all" treat cannibalism as almost supernatural power; An invincible urge that certain people must satisfy, as a vampire that requires blood. After finding herself in trouble at home, Maren hit the road, and her trip eventually leads her to Lee (Halamet), another cannibal or "eats" as she calls them. The two end up in a tragic romance, with the danger and death that lurking around the edges (Mark Raylance makes a real impact another A cannibal that initially seems useful and friendly, just to quickly discover that it is a daunting threat). Gruesome and poetic, "bones and all" feel as if it deserves more attention than it got (it was a box office failure).

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Panos Kosmatos' psychedelic show "Mandi" begins with the Love Bowl Story of Red (Nicolas Cage) and Mandi (Andrea Risboro), two damaged souls who just want to stay alone from the net in the woods. Unfortunately, for them, the leader of the cult Jeremiah Sand (Linus Roach) has been smeared with Mandi and orders a gang of Satan cyclists to kidnap her. But when Mandi rejects this stupid hug, the sand kills him - and the red wants revenge. Violent, stylish and strange, Mandi is a lot of things, including a reminder that Nicholas Cage is really a great actor when there is real material to immerse his teeth.

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Several films understand the crumbling weight of loneliness as "May" by Lucky Soft. Angela Betis plays the title of character, a painfully lonely young woman who wants only someone, to love. May also has little fetish for various parts of the body - hands, legs, it does not discriminate. The problem is, these parts of the body are attached to different people, and most of these people reject it. Wouldn't it be perfect if he could, say, cut off all those parts and fit them into a perfect partner? The wicked, dark funny riff of "Frankenstein", "May" is romantic in a nasty way.

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If you are still withdrawing from The death of David Lynch (I know I am), why not rethink one of his biggest films? "Love Bowl Story in the City of Dreams", according to the tag, Mulcholand Disk tells the story of aspiring actress Betty (Naomi Watts, in her performance), which comes to Hollywood and meets Rita (Laura Charning ), which suffers from amnesia. Since these two women try to find out who Rita really is and what happened to her, they also end up falling for each other. But ah, it makes it sound like a "muloland drive" has a cut and dry narrative, and that's obviously not the case. Lynch constantly pulls out the rug from the viewer, introducing new characters and stories that everyone feels threatening, similar to dreams and pure scary. I'm not an Oscars man, but this really had to lower Lynch the best trophy of the directory (the award went to Ron Howard for "nice mind" instead, what, LMAO, LOL, etc.).

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In "My Bloody in Valentus", a group of miners are trapped in a mine in a small Canadian mining city. When the rescue teams were finally able to enter the mine, they were terrible when they discovered that the only survivor, a man named Harry Warden, resorted to cannibalism to survive. Harry has also continued to kill the supervisors who thought they were responsible for all the difficult temptation - because they left their inscriptions to attend the dance for the day of the UK. Now, twenty years later, the city should throw the dance for the day of the Wine Uks for the first time in two decades, and counting the body will climb. Someone dressed in mining clothing is on a murderous fever, and the horns of Canadians are in serious danger. Is that Harry Warden for blood? No one knows for sure, but the dance is to blame, what kind of "my bloody in Valentu" as a weaker riff of "Footloose" when you really think about it.

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The remake "My Bloody in Valentubnik", which is also known as "My Bloody Valentine 3D", is surprisingly good, all the things considered. It reinforces the gourse and violence, throws at Tom Atkins and - because it is shot in 3D - is loaded with scenes where the blood (and in one case, the jaw cut) flies directly on the screen. The premise is more or less similar to the first film: After the mining tragedy, a slap or toe in toe in mining equipment raises pickups and begins to kill people around the day of the Wine. Although there is no appeal of Grindhouse at the original, "My Bloody in Valentubenik" 2009 is a lot of fun and makes a good watching horror on the day of the Wine U.

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"Having" is just as wild and crazy as you have heard, and then some. Flick of Andrzej żushowski has gained a lot of notorious Over the years for its extremely bizarre material, but I don't want to give you the impression that this is an impenetrable quiet - it's a legitimate great movie full of some of the most disturbing scenes you've ever witnessed. Lives to excitement, and then some. As the film begins, a spy named Mark (Sam Neil) returns home from a mission and is almost immediately told by his wife Anna (Isabel Ajan) that he wants a divorce. Mark doesn't do this news very well, and things are just getting worse, as it soon revealed that Anna didn't have one except two different lovers: one guy named Heinrich (Heinz Benent) and OOI, Guuei Lovecraft Pippal Monster. Doesn't that sound romantic? Ajan's play is perhaps the most important thing here - unnoticed, frightening action that has a lot influenced countless other horror performed over the years.

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The franchisee "Returning the Live Dead" has entered a strange new direction with the gross exextravagance "Returning to the Live Dead 3." in this installment, teenager Kurt (J. Trevor Edmond) is upset when his beloved girl Jululey (Melinda Clark) is killed in Motor accident. As (bad) would have been lucky, Kurt's father is colonel deposited at a military base experimenting with toxic gas that has the power to resuscitate the carcasses (the military wants to use this to create zombie soldiers, naturally). Kurt is able to bring Juluuli back from the dead, and while Juluuli is not a foolish, silent stir, she, she is Brainstorm, leading to any problems (and deaths). The only thing that can retain her unsaturated hunger for human flesh at the bay is self-lens, and soon Jululey releases her body with spikes and glass and other horrible paraphontalia (and somehow very hot). The end result is a film that is a suitable strange and nasty, resulting in one of the most irreversible films with zombies so far.

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A mixture of Lovecraft and "Before" trilogy, JustinAstein Benson and Aaron Murhead's "Spring" is one of the most romantic horror films ever made, and a reminder that Benson and Murhed can push a small budget to high heights. His mother leads to a violent altercation, American Guy Evan (Lu Taylor Pucci) escapes to a small Italian city, where he immediately falls for local girl Lewis (Nadia Hilker). But while Lewis can be beautiful, she has a dark secret: she is an ancient amphibious monster that feeds people whenever he returns to his form of being. Don't you hate it when it happens?